My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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