I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
