At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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