elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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