when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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