you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
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She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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