I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize
