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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
And then he peed in my hair
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