Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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