just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
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Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Who died my cat blue again?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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