i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
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my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
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The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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