If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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