That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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