apparently the secret to your success is patron
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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