i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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