I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
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When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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