i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
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Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
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Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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