my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
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I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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