I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
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Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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