escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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