Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
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I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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