I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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