Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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