I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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