Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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