god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.