Quick, to the slutcave!
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
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I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
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She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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