i barfeds in our rink
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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