I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I think I have vodka in my lungs
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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