just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
