I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
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Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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