is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
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So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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