she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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