I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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