people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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