i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
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Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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