I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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