I can tuck mytits in my pants
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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