you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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