I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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