better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
