Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
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He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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