Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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