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• (315): View more from New York

  were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...

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  In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)

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  cunt.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.

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  That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"

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• (917): View more from New York City

  your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.

  (575): View more from New Mexico

  Where else would I get life advice?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm not well. Although it could be worse.

  (248): View more from Michigan

  My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many

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