I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
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A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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