He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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