Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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