worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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