Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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