I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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