I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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