is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I smell like Dick and happiness
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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